Been working out, hitting the squats, getting down and dirty in a pool of sweat on the bedroom floor. Just wanna improve my cardio endurance and my vascularity so that I can live long and free like a beautiful golden god.

Just wanna tight bod so my future wife won’t laugh at me when I crawl across the bedroom floor and into her arms. Wanna feel vibrant and ebullient and free. Wanna feel like the body and the mind are connected, not that I’m just some slovenly, fat fade-away in an office cubicle.

Wanna reclaim my humanity. Gonna push it to the limits.

Life is for the living.

Was this whole post an experiment in titillation and pseudo-profundity?

Did exercise make people more attractive back in the 1980s or was that just the perms and spandex?

What would Shaun T and Tony Horton have to say about these videos?

Should I quit this stupid blog and go get some fresh air instead?